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jboi  
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  More options Jul 25, 11:04 am
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From: jboi <simplicityanalyt...@morevisibility.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 08:04:23 -0700 (PDT)
Local: Fri, Jul 25 2008 11:04 am
Subject: How To Get a Small Sofa Through a Smaller Doorway
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You don't need to buy a small sofa just because you have a small
doorway or narrow stairs. There is a new product on the market,
Simplicity Sofas, that guarantees their sofas will fit into your room
no matter how narrow the doorway or stairs.

How do they do it?  A patented system that allows them to ship the
sofa (and chairs) in 3 cartons. You assemble the sofa in 15 minutes
without tools.

This is not cheap plywood furniture. Every sofa has a solid oak frame
with a lifetime guarantee. Everything they make can be custom ordered
in a choice of 50 fabrics with optional slipcovers, down-blend
cushions, sleeper attachments and more.

Simplicity Sofas makes 5 different sizes of furniture with sofas
ranging from 65 inches to 89 inches wide so that there is something
for everyone, even those who need a small scale apartment size sofa.

Buy direct from the website and skip the retailer for a massive price
savings of nearly 50%.  Come to www.simplicitysofas.com


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John A. Weeks III  
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From: "John A. Weeks III" <j...@johnweeks.com>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:49:23 -0500
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Subject: Re: How To Get a Small Sofa Through a Smaller Doorway
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In article
<735a07d3-e6d7-40f9-8018-6770bd5be...@j7g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,

 jboi <simplicityanalyt...@morevisibility.com> wrote:
> This is not cheap plywood furniture. Every sofa has a solid oak frame
> with a lifetime guarantee. Everything they make can be custom ordered
> in a choice of 50 fabrics with optional slipcovers, down-blend
> cushions, sleeper attachments and more.

No, it is expensive furniture.  Why pay all that extra money for
the hype when you can get something twice as functional that will
fit anywhere for 1/3 the price from Ikea.

-john-

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Dave  
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From: Dave <no...@nohow.not>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 12:06:32 +0800
Local: Fri, Jul 25 2008 12:06 am
Subject: Re: How To Get a Small Sofa Through a Smaller Doorway
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On Fri, 25 Jul 2008 10:49:23 -0500
"John A. Weeks III" <j...@johnweeks.com> wrote:

> In article
> <735a07d3-e6d7-40f9-8018-6770bd5be...@j7g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,
>  jboi <simplicityanalyt...@morevisibility.com> wrote:

> > This is not cheap plywood furniture. Every sofa has a solid oak
> > frame with a lifetime guarantee. Everything they make can be custom
> > ordered in a choice of 50 fabrics with optional slipcovers,
> > down-blend cushions, sleeper attachments and more.

> No, it is expensive furniture.  Why pay all that extra money for
> the hype when you can get something twice as functional that will
> fit anywhere for 1/3 the price from Ikea.

> -john-

Or pay even less for a sectional at your local discount furniture
place?  -Dave

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Discussion subject changed to "How To Get a Small SPAM Through a Smaller Doorway" by Paul P
Paul P  
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From: "Paul P" <Pa...@mix.net.uk>
Date: Fri, 25 Jul 2008 20:03:39 +0100
Local: Fri, Jul 25 2008 3:03 pm
Subject: Re: How To Get a Small SPAM Through a Smaller Doorway
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"jboi" <simplicityanalyt...@morevisibility.com> wrote in message

news:735a07d3-e6d7-40f9-8018-6770bd5beb9a@j7g2000prm.googlegroups.com...

> You don't need to buy a small sofa just because you have a small
> doorway or narrow stairs. There is a new product on the market,
> Simplicity Sofas, that guarantees their sofas will fit into your room
> no matter how narrow the doorway or stairs.

> How do they do it?  A patented system that allows them to ship the
> sofa (and chairs) in 3 cartons. You assemble the sofa in 15 minutes
> without tools.

You can't patent the idea of shipping items in seperate containers!
It's not new anyway, smaller furniture or self assembly has been
around for ages from IKEA.
You need it as house builders seem to think everyone is really small
and that all cars are the size of a mini.  Why do they build a garage
that can take a car unless you try to open the doors!

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Discussion subject changed to "How To Get a Small Sofa Through a Smaller Doorway" by Bert Hyman
Bert Hyman  
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From: Bert Hyman <b...@iphouse.com>
Date: 25 Jul 2008 23:24:36 GMT
Local: Fri, Jul 25 2008 7:24 pm
Subject: Re: How To Get a Small Sofa Through a Smaller Doorway
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In news:735a07d3-e6d7-40f9-8018-6770bd5beb9a@j7g2000prm.googlegroups.com

jboi <simplicityanalyt...@morevisibility.com> wrote:
> How do they do it?  

The smear spam on it to make it slippery?

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